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Joke – Dumb Question:
A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her. “You’ll be fine,” he said.
She asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?”
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl…..
“What’s the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”
He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”
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Hope this put a smile on your face.
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February 10, 2009
Clit-a-Lick
Give my clit a lick
And then a flick
Stuff me full
Of your big dick
Let me suck you cock
I love to lick it a lot
Drag it across my tongue
Get ready to come
Come in me
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Bend me over
Stuff me full
Fuck my ass
Through and through
What can I say
It is the day
For my cunt to say
Happy Valentine Day!
Love ya!
Gracie
December 1, 2008
Twas the Night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse.
Grandma and Grandpa were singin’ a song,
And the kid was in bed, floggin’ his dong.
Ma home from the cathouse, And I out of jail,
We had just settled down for a good piece of tail.
When out on the lawn, Arose such a clatter,
I sprang off Ma to see what the fuck was a matter.
Away to the window, I made a mad dash,
Flew open the shutters and fell on my ass.
But what to my bloodshot eyes but appear,
A rusty old sled and a dozen rein deer,
And a little old driver holding his dick,
I knew right away it was that bastard St. Nick.
(Santa)”On dasher, on Blitzen, up over those walls,
“Quickly now, damnit, or I’ll cut off your balls.”
Upon the roof, he fondered and fell,
And came right down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
He staggered and stumbled on over to the door,
Tripped over his cock, and fell on the floor.
And I heard him explain, as he rode out of sight,
“Piss on you all, It’s been a hell of a night.”
February 10, 2008
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