{"id":49,"date":"2012-12-24T12:49:22","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T12:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/?p=49"},"modified":"2019-11-01T07:47:28","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T07:47:28","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/big-tits-phone-sex\/twas-the-night-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas the Night before Christmas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"BIG Tits Phone Sex\" href=\"http:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/pick-a-pair-of-great-big-tits.php\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-125\" title=\"megaXM\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/megaXM.gif\" width=\"540\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/megaXM.gif 540w, https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/megaXM-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/megaXM-300x300.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse.<br \/>\nGrandma and Grandpa were singin&#8217; a song,<br \/>\nAnd the kid was in bed, floggin&#8217; his dong.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ma home from the cathouse, And I out of jail,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> We had just settled down for a good piece of tail.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> When out on the lawn, Arose such a clatter,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> I sprang off Ma to see what the fuck was a matter.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Away to the window, I made a mad dash,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Flew open the shutters and fell on my ass.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>But what to my bloodshot eyes but appear,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> A rusty old sled and a dozen rein deer,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> And a little old driver holding his dick,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> I knew right away it was that bastard St. Nick.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>(Santa)&#8221;On dasher, on Blitzen, up over those walls,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> &#8220;Quickly now, damnit, or I&#8217;ll cut off your balls.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Upon the roof, he fondered and fell,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> And came right down the chimney like a bat out of hell.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> He staggered and stumbled on over to the door,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Tripped over his cock, and fell on the floor.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>And I heard him explain, as he rode out of sight,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> &#8220;Piss on you all, It&#8217;s been a hell of a night.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"BIG Tits Phone Sex\" href=\"http:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/pick-a-pair-of-great-big-tits.php\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/pick-a-pair-of-great-big-tits.php<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,11,14,12,1,25,37,6,4,32,7,5],"tags":[24,16,28,18,17,27,38,22,23,19,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180,"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megajuggsphonesex.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}